The Joint of No Return: Far Out Chronicles, Book 1 - Tom Sadira
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Number one intergalactic best seller Tom Sadira invites you to take a trip to the farthest reaches of outer space in this hilarious sci-fi adventure saga!
Charlie Hong is on the run from both sides of the law.
He’s spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last harebrained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself thrown into a world far stranger than anything he could have possibly imagined.
Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed, a massive living spaceship overflowing with bizarre life forms, from the clutches of a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth’s orbit?
More importantly, before he decides anything, does he have time to light one up?
Interplanetary praise for Far Out Chronicles:
“Tom Sadira’s Far Out Chronicles has restored the galaxy’s faith in Earth’s ability to produce fresh and riveting science fiction. Without it, the Council would have demolished that dirty, backwater planet long ago.” (Emperor Izzug Brutag of the 713th Galactic Council)
“The fast-paced, imaginative storytelling really helps get things moving during the weeks-long excretion rituals of Alpha Orionis, if ya know what I mean.” (Blek Ylp, custodial engineer in the Betelgeuse system)
“The rip-roaring adventure series Far Out Chronicles kept the G’wark species distracted long enough for us to complete our weapon and wipe out their homeworld. Thanks Earthling!” (Commander Zrauvvurbu of the Essari Rebellion)
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This post has 7 comments with rating of 5/5
September 15th, 2018
That’s a great title, Whackbag.
The reader might expect a deeply unmotivated protagonist and a frustratingly sluggish plot, characterised by a craving appetite for more action.
September 15th, 2018
Thanks Whackbag,
This looks like a fun romp. hope he releases the 2nd book as an audio:-)
September 15th, 2018
The Californian accent is really cringeworthy, just a warning.
September 16th, 2018
Thanks Whackbag! Should be great!
September 17th, 2018
Looks like fun…..thanx.
September 21st, 2018
I find the California accent sounds cool, man ^_^ NORCAL <3
October 5th, 2018
Scify humour is always appreciated. Many thanks!
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